Wouter's World goes live

Welcome.

Beats me how you ended up here, but at any rate: welcome.

There are many blogs out there these days. Most of them are uninteresting gibberish written by frustrated girls who need a way to express their emotions. If you enjoy that stuff, bye. However, if you are looking for universal truths wrapped up in a layer of sweet pancakish sarcasm, this is the place to be.

Let me introduce myself. I am... well... Wouter. If this surprises you, I advise you to leave this blog, due to lack of brain cells. As you can see, I am an extraordinarly friendly guy. You just have to bite through the thick skin of sarcasm of my remarks. I must warn you, I really must: About 99% of what I say is sarcasm. To those of you who don't know what sarcasm is... *waves merrily*

I am Dutch. I am nuts. I sit in my room all day, pondering about life. Why does it treat us the way it does? Is there a divine being watching over us? Why can't humans lick their own balls? In short: I unravel the mysteries of life using my incredible brain, which functions as a host to many personalities. I might give them all name some day, but I'll save that for later.

Whenever you feel like you have something to say, count to 500 and post a well-written and grammatically correct comment. I read them all and will be happy to reply to them in future blog posts.

As for now, I must bid you goodbye. Your choice to read this blog has been a wise one, as you will realise soon enough. Welcome, lost soul.

Welcome on the road... to enlightenment.